December 2011
36 posts
“I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I...”
– Douglas Adams (via matola
)
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
